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The Golfer will always hold a special place in my heart. He was my first after the douchebag affair guy. We met on Bumble and took it to text pretty quickly. Messaging through online dating apps is arduous at best. We texted for a few days and I loved his vibe. A 6’1 professional golfer, an 4x All-American and super, super handsome.
Sidebar: one of my first established rules for online dating quickly became – TALK ON THE PHONE FIRST. Because you can’t tell through text what they sound like. (I’ve dodged a couple bullets for sure). (One guy did not know the letter g existed in the alphabet). (He was too busy fishin’ and drinkin’ ). You feel me??
So The Golfer and I chatted a few times and we definitely dug each other. He’s funny, I’m hilarious – now let’s meet IRL.
I went over to his house on a Tuesday morning in late August and arrived at 7am. Why? Because we were both in the mood. Duh. I was extremely nervous because I hadn’t been with a different man in over 10 years. The Golfer opened his front door and oh – my – god. So handsome, super cute, exactly as I expected. And spoiler alert – not a serial killer.
We chatted for a few minutes on the couch and then my golfer got a hole-in-one. A couple actually. It ended with an amazing blowjob (I’m a pro – email for Tips) and he offered me a coffee (so sweet), but by that time I just wanted to eat 5 egg mcmuffins and go home. It was a fantastic entry into online dating, although in hindsight – not sure you could call that a date…. Nonetheless it was incredibly fun!
Saw The Golfer one more time for a four hour sex session and although we’re not a romantic match, we still converse regularly as we both love Sports and Sports Betting!
Big kisses to The Golfer! My First Online Date….
