The Golfer

Share This: The Golfer will always hold a special place in my heart. He was my first after the douchebag affair guy. We met on Bumble and took it to text pretty quickly. Messaging through online dating apps is arduous at best. We texted for a few days and I loved his vibe. A 6’1 […]
The Guy on the Wrong App

Listen. By now you know that I’m no prude. I like to have fun. I like to smoke hog. And everything in between. As my tagline says, from a woman who has done what you have always wanted to do. So when a gent asks me if I’ve done a 3some, the answer is probably not […]
The Controller

What are the odds of meeting a woman, at a Girls’ Night Dinner Party in the literal middle of nowhere, and her recognizing one of the three men you’re talking to on Tinder. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?? Apparently pretty good. It just happened to me this past weekend. Women are awesome. You throw six of […]