from a woman who has done
what you have always wanted to do

The Ex’s Friend

Woman whispering into friend's ear

You’ve done it, or you’ve wanted to.  Come on.  You’re dating this guy, you’re in your early 20’s and you’ve already planned out your honeymoon.  Everything’s great!!  Except it’s not. And he dumps you…in the parking lot… of the Devil’s Martini (which has appropriately since been torn down) with the line, “You’re a really great […]